OMG! We’re squealing with delight over here! We’re so excited to announce that we’re offering a new package to our already awesome list of services…..DIVORCE PARTIES!
So far, three of our previous couples have filed for divorce and have contacted me about planning and executing a divorce party for them.
One is for the guys and will include a pig roast, belly dancers, sick beats from a DJ and jellybean poker.You heard that right – jellybeans. The dude can’t afford to play with real money now that he owes her half of what he has.
Another is for a beautiful previous bride who is getting together with her friends (and previous Bridesmaids) for a trash the dress session. The Bride will wear her gown, and the Bridesmaids will wear their dresses from her wedding and the other gals can wear whatever dress they want! They are going to play paintball in their dresses and have the entire thing filmed and photographed. What a way to make a memory!
The third still isn’t sure how she wants to celebrate, but together, I’m sure we’ll think of something fantastic.
Packages start at $1,200 and include 2 meetings and 5 hours of execution on the day of your divorce party.
As much as I love weddings, divorces can be fun too!
*Okay, okay – before you get your panties in a bunch, take a look at today’s date. Happy April Fools! There is no way I would ever offer services for divorce parties – and NO, none of my clients have separated (that I know of).*